“Sorry girls, he’s got a girlfriend. He’s got a girlfriend!”

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Klaine - The First Time - French audio (with English Translation)

God, the translation for the whole scene is priceless.

>Other Scenes<

Blaine’s bedroom Scene :

B : I love Roxy Music. If I had a time machine I would go directly to the 70’s and french kiss Brian Ferry (WTH?!!)

K : Am I that unattractive?

B : Are you kidding? Your are the most interesting celibate in all of Ohio. (IDK, they could very well mean “single guy”. Did they not understand that when Blaine says “single most”, he is definitely not talking about his relationship status. SMH.)

K : Do you want me… Sexually? We’re being really chaste. Neither one of us has explored what is going on in the south of the equator. (Told you, this is gold).

B : I thought that’s what we wanted.

K : Yes, that’s true, but haven’t you ever had the urge to rip off each other’s clothes like beasts and get down to business. 

B : Yeah! That’s why masturbation exists!

K : It’s so hot here. Could you open a window? 

B : I’m serious. Okay, we’re young. And we’re just in high school. And I really want to follow through. But if we’re going to do it, I want to be sure that’s you’re ready too, otherwise I wouldn’t be comfortable. And besides, I don’t see how I could tear off all of your clothes, just like that, in 30 seconds.

K : Because I’m layered like an onion? (AN ONION! I can’t…)

B : Stop it, you turn me on!

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Oops, I got a bit behind but oh well…

4. Which (if any) has been your favourite DCDUKST meetup? And, why?

I guess I’ve only technically been to one official meetup which was at Easter in Birmingham (woohoo). It was kind of scary at first ‘cause I didn’t really know anyone that well but once I relaxed a bit and started being myself and just talking it was so much fun! After that, I became WAYYY more active on the ST and got to know loads more people! So now I can’t wait for another meetup so I can meet some new people :’) and see the old ones! I made some awesome friends on that day <3

^^ that’s us being cool :’)

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What happens when a tree branch falls onto a powerline?

Answer: Dramatic Annihilation

Only 17 seconds long - stick to the end.

Submitted by:  nonniebyrd

THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.

“No,” the wire whispered. “You can’t—you’ll burn—”

The branch smiled sadly, looking up at the tree that had protected her for so many years. But, the branch needed to know for herself the heat and passion of the wires. “I would rather burn a hundred times over,” she said softly, “than live an eternity away from you.”

“But, I’m right here! You can see me every day!” The wire pleaded desperately. “You don’t have to do this!”

“Actually, I do,” the branch replied. “I’m falling and it’s only a matter of time. Please…tell me you’ll catch me. Even if I’ll burn, tell me you’ll catch me.”

The wire was silent before swaying in affirmation, gazing up at the branch that had always been so far above him. Always out of reach, always kept away, protected jealously by the tree.

The wind was picking up, and with each blow, the branch swung ever closer to the wires until finally, she was ripped from the tree and fell down into the waiting arms of her beloved.

“Hello,” she whispered, feeling that dreadful heat creeping up from her base. It wouldn’t be long now. The sparks were already starting and she was starting to glow. The wire tried to prevent the inevitable, desperately trying to contain the power he knew would lead to her violent destruction, but all he could do was watch her burn as they swayed in the wind.

It was over within a few seconds. There was a sudden burst of colorful flames and everything was still. Even the wind had died down, leaving the remnants of the branch…his branch…sprawled across him, nothing more than a charred memory.

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You know Shweta’s going to great lengths not to do her paper when she writes a tragic OTP for a telephone wire and a tree branch.

I’m going to now creep out as discreetly as possible and try to write my paper. Or something.

Tumblr…did you just give me a fanfiction…about a stick falling on a power line?

And people wonder why I spend so much time with you.

When people ask me ‘what is tumblr?’ I am going to point to this post.

Oh Tumblr, I both love you and wonder what I’m doing with my life when I read crack like this. XD

the sound of dying tree spirits

I CRIED.

This is actual footage of Transgendered female tree branch dying because Kony put it on the CIS power line from AMC’s The Walking Dead.

Tragically Irreguardless.

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